Fucked;

Reasons to Date Me:

No one will ever try to steal me away from you.

Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

hiddlestalker:

lookatallthishitinevergetdone:

ididthatonce:

starkidonbakerstreet:

caramelfeathers:

vablatsky:
Every fandom ever

This gets better the longer you watch

Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.

And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.

and then there’s Robin…

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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